USA. The last ever match of Sachin Tendulkar is having a global impact , not only India and just Cricket playing nations but on everybody even the mighty America . Sources are reporting that on the first day of Sachin’s last test the productivity dropped down by a staggering 50% .
Barack Obama last year made a statement about the master blaster , “I don’t know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not because I love his play its because I want to know the reason why my country’s production goes down by 5 percent when he’s in batting.” The reports shocked Obama as the productivity hit an all time low, without even Sachin batting much on the first day .
The president addressed the media , “What kind of sorcery is that, why people are acting like they are in India ! I always say Yes we can .. but today I feel Yes, Sachin Canned,” said teary eyed Obama.
It is believed that the stats would take more steep dip on the last day and last innings of India . On the other hand , India has suffered a collateral damage , everything has gone hay-wire . The trains are running late (Like Always) , buses are not frequent , Offices are observing low attendance and the productivity has dropped beyond what numbers can describe .
The Indian government however has nothing much to say. For the first time even Narendra Modi didn’t even blamed congress, “Arey kaam nahi ho raha to Congress kya kar sakti hai ? Ye to Sachin ka Baddpan hai .. Unki fan following hai . Aur kya farak padd gaya abb Ministers Parliament mien porn ki jagah match dekh rahe honge aur kya” NaMo summed up with a sarcastic comment .
Faking News also contacted Rahul Gandhi who is apparently in Madame Tussade musuem , “Arey Mumbai test match mein bheed thi .. Meri Dadi se seekha hai maine , Darta nahi hoon kisi se .. aram se London mein dekhunga Sachin ko for the last time .”