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Obama to release “Syria Nirman” ads to convince detractors on Syria bombing

11, Sep 2013 By Vaibhav Anand

The President of the United States, Barrack Obama, has confirmed that his administration has decided to turn public opinion on attacking Syria by borrowing a leaf from the Indian government’s book.

Speaking at a press conference from the White House, Mr. Obama announced that the US- much like the Indian government- would be releasing “Ho raha Syria Nirman” ads to convince the world that bombing the country is the right move.

Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Obama

“I spoke to Mr. Rahul Gandhi, the Vice President of the ruling party in India,” Obama said. “Initially Mr. Gandhi elucidated the self confident mating habits of bees at length and I began to think that he was bonkers.

But then, he explained his government’s brilliant scheme- the Food Security Bill, a bill that will solve the issue of poverty by increasing food inflation in the country and hence, making the poor poorer.”

“Our strategy is similar,” Mr. Obama said. “We want to kill Syrians to stop Syrians from killing Syrians. And the advertisements will go a long way in helping the world understand this message.”