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Despite ban on foreign programs and executions on watching S.Korean soap operas, Kim Jong-Un to provide exemptions for Indian soap operas

31, Oct 2014 By saltywonton

In the latest move of executions by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, executed 10 North Korean Leaders on watching South Korean Soap Operas. His own firing squad carried out the orders. Foreign programs are not allowed in North Korea. Pirated copies of international programs are usually available to watch.

The leader, however, gives preferential treatment to Indian soap operas. According to secret sources, he specially loves Balaji programs like Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu thi, Kumkum Bhagya, Ajeeb Dastan Hai Yeh, Love by Chance and similar programs like Hitler Didi,Jamai Raja and Afsar Bitiya  and others. He believes they have the potential of being and are excellent forms of torture. When combined with sleep deprivation, sensory deprivation, solitary confinement they can lead to great results from prisoners or captives.

Being an able dictator as he is, he believes in maintaining control over his nation and gets occasional pleasure in other’s pain. He encourages watching Indian soaps and only watching Indians soaps for hours when he wants to pass any rule. Given a choice or option of few steps of dictatorship, Indian government would on the contrary shoot its own officials or public on watching India’s own soap’s however would not be possible at present, it could lead to anarchy among housewives, their working husbands and the kitty party goers.