Three terrorists named Salman, Shahrukh, Amir, who were accused of plotting attack on ‘Charlie Hebdo’ office, were killed by US drone strike, while fighting infidel donkeys and pigs, in Syria-Iraq border, last month.
The three Islamic terrorists who had expected to be welcomed to the afterlife by 72 virgins and everlasting paradise, were instead greeted with a special edition of Charlie Hebdo magazine, mocking them.
The twelve people, who died in a bloody attack on Charlie Hebdo office, are said to have started a special edition of Charlie Hebdo, in after life, and they are said to be more belligerent this time in the battle of freedom of expression.
“We got a few days head start on them,” a spokesperson of the Charlie Hebdo group said from the afterlife.
It is believed the new magazine will be published every week until the end of time.
The terrorists were said to be furious. “This is not what we were promised at all. This is hell,” they were reported as saying, noting, “At least we managed to shut down satire in the living world”.