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China to fund rewriting of Indian history

20, Sep 2014 By anilmenon

In a joint statement today, the Chinese President has promised unlimited funds to the Indian government for it’s visionary project of rewriting the history of India.

“Just do what i say”

The revised history will delete all false propaganda about Jawaharlal Nehru’s contribution to India’s freedom struggle and post Independence years and replace it with praise of Sardar Patel’s role.

Nibbling on dhokla as they swung on the banks of the Sabarmati, Xi Jinping nodded in agreement as the Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi explained Nehru’s treachery in handing over large parts of Kashmir to Pakistan and single handedly losing the 1962 war to another unnamed nation.

In another announcement, the Chinese President has agreed to fund the construction of a magnificent memorial to the RSS ideologue Golwalkar at Nagpur that will rival Mahatma Gandhi’s Sabarmati Ashram at Ahmedabad.

A bullet train is also proposed between the two cities to facilitate the travel of the large number of their common devotees.