Wednesday, 21st March, 2018

Blind Mufti Abd al-Aziz ibn Baz said earth is flat

06, Jul 2017 By Ikram Ahmed

When Mufti’s become scientists. Then science will achieve its true goal. A remarkable shift in the scientific world occurred when grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia Abd al-Aziz ibn Baz made a remarkable discovery of earth to be flat, and replacing the “Heliocentric theory” with “Geocentric theory” .This dramatic revelation will surely transform the Arab world and the new discovery will serve as a beacon of knowledge that will bridge the sciences and theology for eternity. Science will be simplified to such an extent that the laboratories will cease to exist. All you will require are few scriptures and a magnifying glass or maybe a microscope. This view is palatable to what Einstein once stated, “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.”

Explaining his theory
Explaining his theory

Kudos to Ibn Baz for taking this courageous decision- religious fundamentalists, and new age spiritual gurus now hail him equally. Deepak Chopra believes that this discovery is sacred and unfathomable to a modern day scientist. It’s impossible to comprehend the mind of a mystic. This marks the victory of revelation over scientific evidence.

Turkish creationist Harun Yahya urged him to take Turkish citizenship and to adopt Turkish culture. Ibn Baz refused to buy this Eurocentric worldview and showed revulsion towards his desperate attempt to create a European centric Islam. He reminded him that Islam is a universal religion, and the days of Ottoman caliphate are over. The irony is that he reminds him that Arabs are now rich and they have reclaimed their glorious past. His path breaking revelation does not mean that he would endorse Harun Yahya’s views on women. In this Geocentric flat world; women should remain in Burqa and the obscene programs of Harun Yahya should be banned; where there are beautiful blonds in miniskirt. Other creationist and televangelist like Zakir Naik have joined him against Yahya.

Brahma Kumaris and Art of Living foundation are now considering a ‘Geocentric Meditation’ on this flat Earth. The RSS is also pushing this agenda along with Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. This ‘Geocentric Meditation’ is a great opportunity to bring back the Arabs to their idol worshiping Pagan Past. This is a great opportunity of Gharvapasi for both Arabs and the Indian Muslims.

This blind mufti certainly deserve a noble prize. The myriad achievements and the ability to bring various sciences and mysticism under  single umbrella deserve all the accolades.