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Beware of Getting Extra Hands or Fingers in AfterLife: Ills of Self Love

29, May 2015 By dashy

Masturbators of the world should now beware !!!!

It has been just brought to the notice of the world that Masturbation Causes Pregnant Hands in Afterlife !!!

A Turkish Preacher, whose name I cant pronounce and was too difficult to write here, has gone on record to make this claim.

OMG !!! That’s a scary news.

Imagine, you being born in your next life with hands which start swelling right from the birth, and then peak up and out pops another small hand. Soon you will have a number of hand-babies running around the house like the one in the Adam’s Family Mansion.

Shocked at the news!

Well this does have its advantages, especially if you have the urge of scratching your back in numerous places at the same time, you can put those extra hands to good use.

But nonetheless, it would be difficult to manage. Imagine all the nails you will have to cut !!

So guys, beware !!!! The least you can do is, Use both hands alternatively so that you can have a proper pair in the after life 😛

Or you might just end up with too many Right Hands and Too Little Left ones.

I am guessing this is applicable only to the Men.

Wonder what happens to Women who masturbate?? Extra set of fingers??

Hmmm, was Hritik Roshan actually a woman in the last birth who indulged in a little bit of self love, now and then??? Point to ponder.

However, there is a solution ……………… While masturbating, put a condom over your hand. :v :v

Ladies can probably hold an IPill between their fingers, but mind you, this has to be done within 72 hours of the “act” 😉

Yes, you can cheat God too 😉 😛

Disclaimer: If I see you with too many hands (or fingers) in the afterlife I know what you have been doing in the front of your computer in this life !!!!

If you see me with too many hands, hell, I was just practicing to be one of the Mythological characters from our Puranas 😛 So Shut up !!!