New Delhi: A study of CCTV videos taken from nearly 200 ATMs across India has revealed a shocking revelation that almost 95% of men had been found operating ATMs using their penis.
The study was conducted by a private investigative agency who examined 20-day CCTV video grabs from 200 ATMs across India, with a mix of both urban and rural branches. The agency then used a video analysing software to single out men and then analysed their activities inside an ATM.
“We were told to find the average time spent inside ATM, specifically by men, as an independent survey revealed that ATMs are mostly frequented by men. This study was sponsored by our client, whom we cannot disclose due to our agency rules. So, we collected samples of videos from across the country and examined it extensively. What we saw in those videos were shocking”, started the head of the investigative agency.
She continued, “Most of the men insert their cards and then start operating mobile with both hands till they move their right hand to take the cash. So, if the hands were busy till they get the cash, how were they entering PIN and all other details? We were not able to see below the chest because CCTV cameras were positioned such that we cannot see the screen. So we had to deduce using science. What organ can possibly be long enough to reach the ATM punch keys, while the man stands 10cms away from it? Penis! Almost 19 of 20 men who visit ATM use their dick to punch in their PIN, choose account types, withdrawal amount and all other buttons. Only while taking cash, they use their hands. Until then, they are busy operating their smartphones.”
She also highlighted a recent study published by Indian newspapers about ATMs spreading Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) and added, “How else can STDs spread from one person to other using an ATM? Our study findings are 100% perfect now.”
Experts reveal a shocking angle that banks too knew of this activity for a long time. Our in-house Expert said, “If you see ATM machine, it is made such that your manhood reaches the touch screen or keypad. Many private banks have gone for touchscreen, to make it easy for their male customer base. They put high AC so that your mood goes up when you enter. And they willingly add only female models in the screens. And, if you examine the dustbin, you will see how receipts are crushed like it was used for wiping something. This is why men do not allow anybody else into ATMs.”