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UN writes to FIFA to disallow Aaron Ramsey's goals

13, Aug 2014 By CB

Arsenal’s Welsh midfielder Aaron Ramsey carries a unique curse. Every time he has scored a celebrity has died.

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On May 1, 2011 he scored against Manchester United and next day Osama Bin Laden was shot dead by US Navy Seals Team.

On Oct 2, 2012 he scored and 3 days later Steve Jobs passed away.

On Oct 19, 2011 he scored and Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi died next day. In Feb 2012 he scored the goal and American singer Whitney Houston died same day.

Latest episode of this curse struck on Aug 11 when comedian Robin Williams committed suicide following Ramsey’s goal against Manchester City on Aug 10 in community shield.

Concerned by this trend UN has written to FIFA to address the issue. UN Security Council is worried about this trend. Spokesman for agency said, “With fragile middle east and Ukraine situation, we really cannot afford to take any chances.” UN wants some sort of mechanism put in place to ensure Ramsey is not allowed to score more goals.

Sources in FIFA have confirmed that they’ve received this request. Initially FIFA was reluctant to act on it. But after hectic negotiations it has emerged that UN has promised Nobel Peace Prize for FIFA President Sepp Blatter.

As a result FIFA has given in the demand. So every time Ramsey scores goal, assistant referees have been instructed to raise flag for offside. While UN is happy with this arrangement, FIFA’s critics plan to hold protest at this arrangement to highlight corruption….