Karachi: “Yes. Indeed the boys played well and Masha Allah it’s the best Eidi for all muslims world over”, were the winning statement by Sarfraz who led Pakistan cricket team wininng the ICC Champions Trophy beating India and India fans mercilessly.
Where as in India all the social media fans have already declared their verdict to ban Shah Rukh Khan’s upcoming film “Jab Harry Met Sejal”, since he has proven again to be a bad omen for cricket, when he visited studios to show his films mini trailer.
Following the footsteps of Indian fans, even sports fraternity have taken a joint decision to ban Shahrukh Khan from all sporting events, since they don’t want to upset the Indian fans.Unfortunately, Shahrukh Khan nor his manager were available for any media statement.
Worlds most handsome Khan of cricket, Imran Khan quoted “Pakistani side has the ability to beat India even in world cup as Pakistan has outperformed India in the past as well.”
Where Pakistani extremists expressed, “For them it was not a Pakistan V/s India match but a Muslim V/s Hindu match, inspite India being a secular nation did not add any Muslim player in their team, whereas when it comes to Muslims, they are known for their fighting spirit and winning is their ultimate goal defeating their enemies”.
Meanwhile the social media lazy Indian fans have now covered their display pics with a black veil on losing to Pakistanis and as usual grumpy about monday blues.
Speaking to Faking News, Sarfraz said “I believe in number game and cricket is all about numbers, so is the jersey number. I chose 54 as my lucky number since the total of 54 comes to 9, where the finals was also on 18th June and which further adds up to 9. So, basically 9 number was lucky for me as per my maulana and those who mocked my english speaking abilities, this victory is the answer to them. Indians should not forget a non-english speaking, tea seller is PM of India and has made India proud on global map through his acumen in politics, then why can’t a royal language of Moghuls called Urdu, speaking cricketers win tournaments through their cricketing skills and confidence?.”
Well world over Pakistanis are already celebrating EID, week before post India’s disgraceful defeat to their arch rival Pakistan.