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Sachin to not play Wankhede test after getting injured attending various events

14, Nov 2013 By iamgreat

Mumbai. In an unexpected twist of turns, Indian captain MS Dhoni has decided to give rest to Sachin Tendulkar in the second and final test against West Indies to be played at Wankhede Stadium. Dhoni, in his statement, has said that Sachin has been busy attending various events for his farewell and and hence, its better that Sachin now takes some rest.

Tendulkar
Sachin waving goodbye to fans.

Our sources at Faking News has, however, revealed that the decision to drop Sachin was taken after the reports from the doctor that Dhoni’s back is not well and he can not carry Sachin on his shoulder for farewell.

On being asked about the expectations of millions of fans, Dhoni’s reply was, “Well, of course, fans can cheer for Sachin when he comes out with the drinks.”

One of the Sachin fan, on this anti-climax, has been heard saying, “This proves that Sachin, truly, is God. Yesterday only, I prayed that please God do not have Mumbai Test as Sachin’s last test. And see, my prayers have been heard of.”

Meanwhile, the server of website, olx.com has crashed as all the 32000 people have decided to sell off their ticket on OLX.

Sachin Tendulkar was unavailable for the comment as he was busy attending another farewell party.

From: (sarthakg.wordpress.com)

P.S.: Don’t kill me! I myself is the fan of God. He will play and score a century in Mumbai Test!