Mumbai. In a latest press release, the President of Sachin Fan Club (SFC) has declared the war against Pandora, the celestial body shown in the movie Avatar. The decision was taken after a news report started circulating in media about Pandora residents not knowing about Sachin Tendulkar
“Invasion is the only way to make them aware of the living god among us,” Mr. Ram Lal, the President of SFC told Faking News.
Pandora is the fifth moon of the gas giant Polyphemus (both are figures in Greek mythology), which orbits the closest star to the sun, Alpha Centauri A. Na’vis are the residents of Pandora.
The ignorance of Na’vis came to light when Anjum, a SFC member visited Pandora last month and got the biggest shock of his life. “Na’vis are the dumbest creature in the whole universe. They believed in Eywa but they don’t know about Sachin Tendulkar!” exclaimed Mr. Anjum .
The news shocked SFC members to the core and they responded by attacking the Facebook and Twitter pages of Pandora. However, they were unsatisfied as Na’vis are not present on Twitter or Facebook. They wanted direct revenge.
That’s when the decision to attack Pandora was taken.
Although Na’vis had defeated American forces on Pandora in Avatar, Sachin fans are sure that they will defeat the Na’vis and force them to accept Sachin as God.
“We are not gonna have a traitor like Jake Sully, and Americans were defeated with the help of Eywa. But I am sure Even she supports Sachin,” Mr. Ram Lal explained why his side was sure of victory.
Sources tell Faking News that Sachin fans are currently studying everything about Pandora after taking a break from watching Sachin videos on YouTube. The war fleet carrying SFC member will depart on 8 July, 2014 at 10:30 pm.