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New Year resolutions of Indian cricketers

16, Dec 2012 By Sandeep Kadian

As 2012 draws to a close and everyone gets ready for 2013, we decided to find out what are our cricketers planning for the next year. We managed to get in touch with several cricketers and a few commentators, and managed to get them to disclose their plans for 2013. Here are a few of them:

Virender Sehwag: I will stop dreaming about the captaincy.

Gautam Gambhir: I will work on my run-out problem. I will only score in boundaries and refuse to run any runs.

Virat Kohli: I will work on my range and add more abuses to MC BC. I don’t want to get typecast.

Sachin Tendulkar: I will silence the people calling for my retirement with a century.

Cheteshwar Pujara: I will stop standing at Forward Short Leg and I will never run when Gambhir calls me for a run.

Ravindra Jadeja: I will stop making these triple centuries. People have mistaken me for a test player, may affect my IPL price.

MS Dhoni: I will start making my own pitches.

Ishant Sharma: I will get a hair cut.

Rohit Sharma: I will finally tell everyone, yahan koi talent valent nahin hai bhaiya, mujhe baksho!

Manoj Tiwary: I will get off this goddamn bench and play for India.

Sreesanth: I will try to enter Jhalak Dikhla Jaa. More likely to get an entry there than the Indian team.

Harbhajan Singh: Kya New Year resolution? Will get married and settle down now. When Chawla is considered a better spinner than you, you should give up the dream of playing again.

Irfan Pathan: I will become secular again by criticizing Narendra Modi.

Suresh Raina: I will keep my phone away from my nephew.

Ravi Shastri: I will take every match down to the wire.

Kapil Dev: kahin na kahin mera resolution hai ki main kahin na kahin ka use kam kar doon.

Navjot Sidhu: I will talk less  ………HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Oye Guru, mere joke bhi kitne khatarnaak hote hain… Khatack…