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MUFC to look for a new manager

05, Mar 2014 By Beard Aspirant

Manchester. In a bizarre turn of events, Manchester United FC has decided to sack their record breaking manager David Moyes and following the footsteps of Wrexham FC, is asking for fans who wish to manage their dream team, to submit their CVs for the same.

The Glazer family had this to say on the issue: “We are already out of all the major tournaments and having got the requisite 40 points that gives us a guarantee of staying in the Premier League next season, we thought of giving our fans opportunity to manage the team. This in turn brings the onus back to the fans that probably have more knowledge than DM.”

While Moyes was unavailable for comments, probably out on a week’s holiday provided that he would be getting a hefty $36million for the breakup deal, Lauren Moyes, along with Wilfred Zaha, was reportedly missing.

Some of the United fans were really happy of the decision and expressed that years of playing Fantasy Football has finally paid off. Now, they can manage their dream team without any pressure of winning matches. The players, on the other hand, would also love a change and perhaps perform better.

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