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John Abraham to coach Brazil football team

16, Jul 2014 By aatmaghatiavishasaneeyapatrakaar

John Abraham, an actor, producer, and India’s most popular football player is now going to coach Brazil after their loss to Germany and Netherlands. If sources are to be believed Luiz Felipe Scolari who was the coach of Brazil has requested Indian actor to coach Brazil as he was recommended by Wim Koevermans (Indian  Football Team Coach).

“I am the best”

When our reporter AAP went to wim to confirm whether  the news is true  and why did they choose John as a coach when the Brazillian team were already having lot of former international players who could have coached the team better he says that Brazil Football association was shocked to see the knowledge of John about football while he was giving his views about the match and the players .They were very much surprised to know the fact that John knows in and out of football and his movie Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal was also a failure just like there team was in world cup.

When we asked John about this he said that he is very happy with this offer in fact he was free as he is not having any projects in Bollywood and it is very interesting .When we asked what will be his priority and what he will do to motivate Brazillian players, he said that in a year he will make sure that Brazil plays atleast 10 matches against india that will motivate Brazil as they will easily win the matches with huge goal difference and each match will create a new world record that will further boost morale of the players and he will make sure that each and every player will be expressionless like him so that the other team cannot judge how are they going to play and whats going in the mind of the players.

While we are covering all this we were suddenly called upon by Mr.Kejriwal who was again going on protest(dharna) and we heard saying him ..”Yehi toh bhrastachaar hai modi gaya brazil aur ab john bhi ja raha …iski jaanch honi chahiye k kyu ek ek karke saare bhartiya brazil ja rahe, mujhe pata chala hai ab ye log paisa swiss bank me jama nahi kar rahe ye log ab saara paisa brazil me jama kar rahe. Saara paisa adani aur ambani ka hai.

We got a news from Brazil that the people there have stopped crying as they have started watching john’s movies and have became expressionless and Brazillian PM is very happy because of this and thanked PM Narendra Modi for his efforts and  said that acche din aa gaye.