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Indian team busy rehearsing victory lap, skips net practice before Sachin's last match

13, Nov 2013 By iamgreat

Mumbai: The last test match of the series against West Indies is special from various and almost every angle . The tickets are sold out and legends are coming to witness the history as it would unravel with Sachin stepping in the field for the last time . However, the captain is not very happy with the approach of the team players .

There would be lottery system and the winner would get to carry Sachin Tenddulkar on his shoulder .

It is reported that instead of being sweating it out on the practice nets, the playing eleven is rehearsing the celebrations and farewell schedule . “I respect Sachin paaji a lot , and this must be a special game for him but this is too much . Jaise hi Sachin practice karne aate hai saare Players unhe  kandho pe chadha lete hai ” said the skipper of Indian team .

Faking News caught Virat Kohli with lots of onions , “Abey BC ye Rohit Sharma hai na .. Bolta pyaaz ki help se rounga , mujhe retirement ke baad daily soap to de degi Ekta Kapoor .” Kohli also informed us about the plans of some other players , “Ye Jaddu kal raat se Rapidex English Speaking Course ki book padh raha hai , bolta hai ki interview dega angrezi mein , aur Raina Sidhu paaji se shayri likhwa raha hai . Ye to thik hai Bhaaji tak aake dressing room mein uchlta rehta hai bolta hai Gangnam Stlyle hai.”

Ishant Sharma tried to gain Dhoni’s trust by constantly bowling in the nets but the move backfired when a reporter present there smashed his balls out of the park .

West Indies team are feeling this could be an advantage for them as the Indian team is already in a festive and sentimental mood and won’t even notice if they defeat them slyly .

Darren Sammy talked to the media, “I had a long chat with Shillingford after last match . I have given him clear instruction to be careful while bowling to Sachin, the line and length should be like that of Ishant Sharma . As soon as he would bowl a wicket taking ball I would substitute him , we can win the match but we have to be subtle.”