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India thrash Zimbabawe 3-0, Ravindra Jadeja gets the Man of the Series award

15, Jul 2015 By chachachaudhary

In the last ODI  series  BCCI decided to award man of series award to Ravindra Jadeja as it would not have been possible if Jadeja had not cooperated and decided to opt out of the series.

His highness Sir Ravindra Jadeja gracefully opted out of the series as he is a true well wisher of Indian  Team  and he wanted India to have some overseas wins after Bangladesh thrashed them 2-1.The entire social media is applauding Sir Ravindra Jadeja for his heroic efforts.

When our Reporter Bonobos asked Sir Ravindra Jadeja as his feelings after receiving the Man of the Series, he said, ”I am thankful to Dhoni Bhai and BCCI for presenting me with this Golden opportunity the help in team India’s cause of winning matches overseas.”

Bonobos: ”But actually you didn’t opt out of the series, rumours are there that you were dropped from the series because of poor  rich performances.”

Jadeja: ”Are Bhai! Sports journalist  hoke itna bhi pata nahi kya,Dhoni bhai rest le rahe hai to main kaise khel sakta hu!”

Bonobos: ”Now what would you do now the CSK has been banned for 2 years in IPL?”

Jadeja: ”I will  ask  Dhoni bhai!,anyways Raina ka phone aaya tha,Next IPL ke time pe Kullu Manali jaane ka bol raha tha.Bravo ko bhi kuch din Gujarat me guzaarne hai,Lion bhi dikha  doonga aur garba bhi sikha  doonga  kyunki  usko dance me bhi  kaafi  interest hai!!”.

Bonobos: ”Why don’t you focus on domestic cricket then?”

Jadeja: ”Hmm Dhoni bhai ko puchta hu!”

Bonobos: ”Any plans to get married.”

Jadeja: ”Dhoni bhai ko puchna padega.”

Bonobos: ”What are your plans for retirement.”

Jadeja: ”Jab Dhoni bhai retirement lenge tab automatically apni bhi ho jaayegi.”

Bonobos: ”But still you must have thought of something.”

Jadeja: ”Dhoni bhai commentary karenge to assistant commentator and Dhoni bhai coaching karenge to assistant coach,Dhoni bhai business karenge to Business  Manager.”

Bonobos: ”Jadeja ji aap ko business karna aata hai?.”

Jadeja: ”IPL ko kya samajhte ho! dubaara mat poochna!!!!!!!!!.”

Bonobos: ”Don’t you miss that Rajnikant type jokes now.”

Jadeja: ”Abhi man of series award mila hai to fir se chalu ho jaayenge.”

Yeh lo tweet aaya!!!!!!Sir Ravindra Jadeja whitewashes Zimbabwe sitting 8000 kms away from a different continent.