Cricketing world was shocked by the Dhoni’s statement on dropping Rahane from the ODI, but there is more to the story then anyone could imagine.
During an inauguration in Bangladesh, a reporter consistently asked only one question “why Jadeja, why?” and the answer is most surprising on: Due to Current climate crisis, specially Indian player are having problems breathing. Their immunity system is very weak now and it takes months to adapt new environments. While statement holds true for most of the Indian sportsman but not for Sir Ravindra Jadeja. Sir Jadeja has added alien elements in his DNA, allowing him to do wonders.
This statement holds true for past 8 months considering the fact that India lost badly in Dec-Jan on Australian grounds but shaped up well and reached World Cup 2015 semifinals. So now as team India spends time in Bangladesh, chance of them winning a match is rising everyday.
Even in battle of revealing secrets, once again Bangladesh has won. In the press conference, they declared that after cricket WC 2011 they had launched a MOON mission and their scientists found dead alien. They have studied its blood and found some hormones that can help improve performance and can not be monitored in humans. Since then the Bangla Team is being treated with that dose periodically. So far there has been no side effects and The team has improved drastically.
It has also been confirmed that bowler Mustafizur Rahman was the first subject and has proved his potential by take 11 wickets in 2 matches.
The third match is postponed now and will be played on moon. Bangla team under captaincy of Mr. Mortaza has challenged Sir Ravindra Jadeja to face 10 overs from Rahman. Rahman claims he will bowl out Jadeja at least 15 times. Jadeja has accepted the challenge and promises to retire from international cricket if he scores less than 100/5.
whole world has been shaken by the braking news. following are some of the interesting tweets.
ICC: Creating new rules for match on the Moon.
NASA: tickets available for the match on the MOON.
Yuvraj’s Father: I knew what DHONI was up to.
Rahul Gandhi: The hormones were actually discovered by India but PM NaMo sold it to Bangladesh.
Obama: ready to fund the research, free US VISA for all the applicants.
Stay tuned for more updates.