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BCCI selects witchcraft against Sri Lanka

09, Nov 2017 By csri26

07 November, 2017, Mumbai: BCCI has announced here today that a decision has been taken by its committee to use witchcraft against opposition in the upcoming series against Sri Lanka starting 11 Nov, 2017. This comes after statement of Sri Lankan test captain Dinesh Chandimal accepting the use of witchcraft to win test series against Pakistan in the month of October. BCCI has made it clear that the they are leaving no stones unturned and are fully prepared to face the Sri Lankan team both on the field and off the field.

As per the reports received, a committee was set up on  1 Nov, 2017 immediately after release of Chandimal’s statement, to find and gather best sorcerers from across the country who are ready to take the Sri Lankan sorcerers head on. The committee reportedly selected three sorcerers from a list prepared. The selection was based on their past experiences and achievements. It is understood that different sorcerers will be used for test, ODI and T20 series against Sri Lanka.

BCCI is also looking at the possibility of including the sorcerers in the playing eleven to utilize their witchcraft services to the maximum. There have been reports earlier about Indian captain Virat Kohli requesting for a break in between Sri Lankan series. The sorcerers are expected to take his place. It is to be seen if witchcraft proves better than wrist craft  of Virat.