After a series of losses against Australia, England, and Pakistan, the BCCI has decided to schedule a 3-match test series against Zimbabwe in Zimbabwe. In a shock announcement, the BCCI said that playing against Zimbabwe will improve the players’ performance, and because there is nothing in Zimbabwe when it comes to entertainment, the concentration of players will only be on playing cricket.
While the BCCI has termed this tour as ‘The Series for Revival’, Zimbabwean cricketers have already started celebrating their team’s victory. In addition, Tatenda Taibu has reportedly decided to come out of retirement, as he wants to be the part of the winning team.
‘It’s been ages since we have won a thing. My grandmother used to tell me that the last time we won a game of cricket was when the Great Magellan discovered that the Earth was round. In a situation like this, I couldn’t resist myself to do an Afridi.’ Tatenda Taibu said.
Although MS Dhoni and team is not happy with the board’s decision. Dhoni has reportedly put a facebook status (Thanks to Government of India, they keep an eye on every activity by users on Social Network ‘Yaar there are no shopping options in Zimbabwe, and Sakshi is threatening me that if I didn’t ask BCCI to abandon the tour, she will never talk to me.’ While the team members liked and posted a ‘:(‘ emoticon, Yuvraj Singh commented ‘Hahahaha’ on it. When Dhoni asked the reason for this, he replied, ‘You’re going for a TEST series, and I know that I’ll not be selected. Hahahaha’.
Although Drunken Duncan Fletcher is so excited about going to his homeland that he actually broke a bed in his hotel room because of continuous jumping. While the Hotel Management has charged him for this act, the team players and staff are in shock, as it is the first time they have seen their coach reacting to something.