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Man joins kick-boxing classes to prepare himself for upcoming demonetisation debates

05, Jan 2017 By Beer & Biryani
Giving a kick start to new year
Giving a kick start to new year

Mumbai: In what is being regarded as one of the right steps being taken in the new year, 32-year old Sachin Kumar has reportedly joined a gym along with kick-boxing classes to be ready for anything physical that might happen as part of future demonetization debates.

Speaking to Faking News, Sachin said, “I never went to gym in my entire life, but time has come for me to be ready to give a fitting reply to those arguing illogically about demonitisation.”

“I’m have also signed up for kick-boxing classes in the evening to take my proficiency further high”, Sachin continued to narrate his plans as he rolled his hand over his belly. “Kicks for baseless arguments, elbow strikes for whatsapp jokes and sweeps for calling me a liberal or bhakth. This is what I’m going to do to the demonetisation maniacs.”

As per our sources, more and more people have started joining gym and self-defense classes, not for the resolution, but for decimation of the debaters.