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Twitteratis mourn Mandela's death and celebrate Shaurya Diwas, server gets confused

07, Dec 2013 By gaathi

A warning for system failure was issued today by the micro blogging site Twitter when its server allegedly got confused by the updates on 6th Dec.

Twitter - a strange place to be.
Twitter – a strange place to be.

The confusion is said to be caused by the myriad of trolls who blessed #RIPNelsonMandela in their first post and congratulated for #ShauryaDiwas in the next.

Faking News contacted the system engineer for Twitter India who told us, “It was an analogical error which our system had acquired in the morning since when such updates came pouring in, but thankfully it was dealt with successfully by switching off the artificial intelligence feature of the system.”

Bittu Mechanic, the system engineer further informed us that there was a set protocol for such situations already formulated years ago. “Normally this was a kind of problem we faced after Digvijay Singh’s tweets and since we already had the ‘switch off Artificial Intelligence’ instruction in our S.O.P, we saved the website from crashing” he added.

Not only this certain desktops were reported to have blown up when the user tried to update congoz for Shaurya Diwas after RIPing for Nelson Mandela.

Dholu Tikait, one such user told us his plight, “I banted to shelebrate Saurya Dibas from the net, but kampooter become black and band hui gawa,” he further talked to us about his opinion about Mandela and Shaurya Diwas from which we came to know that he doesn’t know a shit about both.

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