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Traffic on Porn sites hits all time low during the World Cup month: FIFA

11, Jul 2014 By simplydimply

Almost a decade ago when then Brazilian football star Ronaldo said “this is better than sex”, he had few takers, but a recent study report from FIFA seems to support his claim.

According to data that has emerged the traffic on porn sites got reduced by 90% during the match time and saw an overall decrease of 49.99% during the month long world cup period.

“This is some revelation. It seems people have gone nuts during the football month. Historically this the single biggest shift in mass human behavior in the recorded history of mankind. And what’s astonishing is that the trend was secular, from Japan in the east to united states in the west and arctic to antarctic.”

“Amazing what 22 men running after big balls can do and the day when germany f***ed brazil on field the online viewer ship for online f*****g was almost nil. Why to waste money on internet when Germans are shoving balls up the Brazilian net,” Mr Dickson, spokesperson for FIFA told Faking News.

The study, besides providing nut crunching data, has opened up a bizarre debate that with several social organizations demanding that FIFA must organize a world cup every month instead of every four years.

“At least now we know a way to lead our children out of this porn mess. What’s the harm in having a FIFA World Cup every month?” argued Ms Rome Hilton, a well know anti porn activist.