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UP govt. to re-rename UPTU as Yakub Memon Technical university (YMTU)

04, Aug 2015 By Bholu Gaain

Saifai/Etawah: Shortly after receiving the letter of Samajwadi party VP (Maharashtra unit) requesting to nominate Yakub Memon’s wife to Rajya Sabha as a tribute to oppressed minorities in India, party supremo Mulayam singh Yadav called for a top brass meeting here on Friday. Sources reveal that, behind closed doors, Azam Khan & Abu Azami lambasted CM Akhilesh Yadav for his bold decision to rename UPTU to APJ Abdul Kalam university (APJAKTU) & ignoring Yakub.

Azam Khan locked horns with CM Akhilesh Yadav over renaming UPTU
Azam Khan locked horns with CM Akhilesh Yadav over renaming UPTU

“When you knew Kalam used to read Geeta, play Veena & was a pure vegetarian, how dare you took him to be a true believer?” shouted a fuming Azam. “Did you find any secular crowd in his funeral? No….then?” questioned Azami following Khan.

Tweaking his skewed nose Akhilesh exclaimed “But…Chacha Jaan! Kalam sahab was India’s missile man & a true inspiration to Yadav biradari¹ as well”. “So what? haven’t you noticed the Sea of Secularism behind Yakub’s dead body in Mumbai? That is the true inspiration we look up to…. Kyun Netaji?²” retorted Azam turning his face towards Mulayam Singh.

Mulayam Singh taking the final call after a power cut
Mulayam Singh taking the final call after a power cut

Before Mulayam could reply, a sudden power cut occurred leaving Akhilesh in an embarrassing situation. Taking a small pause Mulayam concluded the meeting by declaring,“Utt Pades mae hamea samajwadion ne champadait chattiyon ko dhool chatai hey auo agey bhi chataenge. hum chhate hen ki havaya injeeniring bihbidalay bhi dham-nipechta che hi payit ho naki kihi michile-vichile se! ihliye hm aj che ihka naa Yakub Memom Technical University (YMTU) rkhte hen”³.

Meanwhile following these developments, ISIS posted a new video online in which Jehadi John is reported getting emotional & claiming to have written a letter to the ISIS chief Abu Bakar Al Baghdadi demanding to rename all Madrasas as “Mulayam-Madarsa” in ISIS’s strongholds.

¹=community;²=Isn’t it Netaji?; ³=In UP, Samajwadi workers have always being defeating communal forces & will do that in the future as well…I want my technical university to get inspired from religious neutrality rather than any missile-vissile…therefore I name it as Yakub Memom Technical University (YMTU) from today onwards.