The UP government has decided to appoint Sandhya from the famous Saas Bahu serial “Diya Aur Baati hum” as the replacement for the suspended IPS officer Amitabh Thakur.
They have concluded that acting in Saas-Bahu serials is enough experience to do governance. They claimed that people who were once acting in these kind of serials have become great politicians by faking their degrees and they are also meddling with the country’s education system now.
Since Amitabh Thakur is very honest and uncontrollable, they have suspended him already. He has done a lot of damage to their image as well. The SP government has brainstormed a lot and has come up with this wonderful idea. They will appoint a serial actress as an Officer, which will make them more approachable for the public (to get autographs). Also they will appoint the Mother-in-Law as the Home Minister to keep Sandhya under control.
IPS officers who expose scams and frauds are a threat to the government. So the UP government has decided to bring in fresh faces (with makeup) who will do as they are told. The new IPS officer will do puja for 4 hours a day and cook and serve for 6 hours a day and fetch water etc. This would help the government machinery to run smoothly (yeah, away with people’s money).
By next year the government is planning to recruit monkeys as government officers. The monkeys hands will be tied with rubber stamps and they will approve all the bills and orders the CM and his relatives want. But animal activists claim even a drunk brainless monkey will not cooperate with these kind of scammers. So the government might try to pose mannequins as government officers to get their work done.