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To explain Rahul's absence during important events, Congress releases 'Where is Rahul?' videos

19, Oct 2014 By manithan

Delhi: There were repeated requests from opposition parties like BJP and from various corners of social media, everytime during an election loss for Congress or during any major events in India, that ‘Where is Rahul Gandhi?’. All of those requests fell into deaf ears, as Congress never revealed the info. But, after “the Arnab” started chasing Rahulji, Congress leaders were scared to the intestines and released the videos of Rahul Gandhi doing a world tour to establish relationship between Congress and the world people.

Speaking to the press, Sanjay Jha, the official spokesperson of Congress, said, “Our Rahul baba is too keen to reach to the entire world. He has the potential to touch the hearts of the masses of the world. When the low-minded BJP is involved in going across India for its desire for seat, Rahulji went on world tour to speak with the people across the world and hear their problems. After a brief talk and lunch or dinner at each stop, he took time to dance with them.”

He continued, “Everytime, when he goes on world tour, something happens in India for Congress or for others and people start making fun of our great leader. But, nobody knows that he is very much pained hearing about those events from us, yet he has to keep up his promise of visiting the different corners of the world. Apart from that, these videos prove that our leader has dancing skills and know various dances of the world, unlike the leader of opposition party and PM, who only know how to beat drums.”

After his introduction, about 12 videos of Rahul Baba dancing with different people across the world were shown to the reporters. We managed to grab a few stills from the video. You can take a look at it below:

Unlike others, only Rahulji can be a Roman while in Rome. Do you need an explanation for it?
Unlike others, only Rahulji can be a Roman while in Rome. Do you need an explanation for it?

Rahulji trying to show how he balances several balls. This skill can be visible in his ability to balance several balls only, what else? Politics?
Rahulji trying to show how he balances several balls. This skill can be visible in his ability to balance several balls only, what else you thought? Politics?

After getting inspired from Rahulji, Sanjay Jha claims that the Papua New Guinea leaders vowed to drop the letter 'a' from their country's first name
After getting inspired from Rahulji, Sanjay Jha claims that the Papua New Guinea leaders vowed to drop the letter ‘a’ from their country’s first name

The great leader cooling his feet with Africans. This photo will be used to fight against AAP in Delhi elections.
The great leader cooling his feet with Africans. This photo will be used to fight against AAP in Delhi elections.

Dancing on the streets of the once-genocide affected Rwanda, the ruling party leader of India sends a strong message to the incumbent PM of India.
Dancing on the streets of the once-genocide affected Rwanda, the ruling party leader of India sends a strong message to the incumbent PM of India.

Met South African leaders who embraced him hearing his last name. He claimed that apartheid is rampant now in India, where people discriminate against Congress in recent elections
Met South African leaders who embraced him hearing his last name. He claimed that apartheid is rampant now in India, where people discriminate against Congress in recent elections

After capturing India and on the way to capture Asia, Rahulji dances in-between in Indonesia. In a tea stall, he is said to have told 'Sugar No' and the common men were excited seeing the intense knowledge of the Indian leader
After capturing India and on the way to capture Asia, Rahulji dances in-between in Indonesia. In a tea stall there, he is said to have told ‘Sugar No‘ and the common Indonesians were excited seeing the intense knowledge of the Indian leader

The only man to have entered North Korea's no-man zone. Congress is unsure of how to use this photo for election campaigns. By the way, North Korea is searching for their leader too.
The only man to have entered North Korea’s no-man zone. Congress is unsure of how to use this photo for election campaigns.By the way, North Korea is searching their Rahul Gandhi too.

Golden leader dared the Ebola virus and danced with the local tribals. Still a better dancer than 'Bhai Roxx'.
Golden leader dared the Ebola virus and danced with the local tribals. Still a better dancer than ‘Bhai Roxx’.

And the one to uphold the secular credentials and win the vote of the minorities in India. When the Arabs showed him camels, he told that he still uses Camels for sharpening his pencils
And the one to uphold the secular credentials and win the vote of the minorities in India.When the Arabs showed him camels, he told that he still uses Camels for sharpening his pencils

Congress scion dancing in the land of a poor farmer named Vadra. He dances among saffron, green, white and blue clad women, proving his inclusive image.
Congress scion dancing in the land of a poor farmer named Vadra, dancing to the beats of Chau Tala. He dances among saffron, green, white and blue clad women, proving his inclusive image.

The rule number one of hiding is, hide in the place where they least expect you to be!
The rule number one of hiding is, hide in the place where they least expect you to be! The khaki shorts and white shirt was just a coincidence.

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