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Tired of being slapped around, mosquito decides to join AAP

03, May 2014 By Vaibhav Anand

After being slapped around incessantly soon after it resurfaced from its hibernation, a mosquito based out of east Delhi has announced that it would soon be seeking to join the Aam Aadmi Party.

Tadapit Kumar

Apparently the mosquito’s ordeal started as soon as the extended winter and rains ended in Delhi and it resurfaced out of hibernation.

The mosquito in question – called Tadapit Kumar – said that it had been watching television channels in houses along the Yamuna for some time and found that members of the Aam Aadmi Party had been going through the same trauma as him.

“I identify terrifically with these AAP fellows,” Tadapit said, buzzing close to this reporter’s ear. “They kept getting beaten up, slapped, shooed away, etc. just like me. Therefore, I have decided to join these fellows in their quest for whatever it is that they are questing for.”

Speaking from his habitat alongside the Yamuna, Tadapit said, “People have to understand that if they keep slapping my kind, we will soon become an endangered species.”

Referring to Kejriwal, the founder/ chief slap-taker of the Aam Aadmi Party, the mosquito said, “Look at Kejriwal… Uska putla bhi laga dein toh rah chalte log thapad maar jaayein.”

“He is the best man to lead my kind in their fight against… um… everything,” Tadapit said. “Isn’t that what the AAP is all about? Fighting everything?”