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Sunny Leone joins AAP, all men who had left the party now willing to come back

25, Jun 2014 By ajeeb

New Delhi. With all sorts of eminent founding fathers quitting AAP because of various reasons, recently AAP got blessed with Sunny Leone. “I am mesmerized by the astonishing lead Of AAP in Punjab, I am back to my motherland with a vision, and AAP seems a good platform to grab attention.” Said Sunny while talking to Faking news.

Sunny Leone in AAP cap
She is ready for the Aam Aadmi

On being asked upon the Internal Democracy matter she said, “It doesn’t matter to me, they are obviously going to listen to me. I am a woman of my kind. I am qualified to deal with conservative Indians.

Current AAP leaders were astir and some of them were also talking about her being the prime ministerial candidate in the next LS elections. Except Shazia Ilmi, every other AAP quitter has filed an application for rejoining the unit.

Soon after her decision AAP online supporters got doubled in number, donations denomination got increased by almost 200% than previous months. People who have previously tagged AAP with heinous words like Naxalites , Anarchist, Drama Queen, etc. etc. are pulling back their words and covering up their remarks via calling those comments as a slip of mental thought process.

“Look this was the kind of empowerment that I was talking about here and there around the nation during my political campaigning, people laughed at me. Acche din aa gaye,” said Rahul Gandhi with a cute smile.

Hope Minister Rajnath Singh concluded the matter with a killing smile over his face. In spite of his busy schedule, Narendra Modi told Faking news, “Mujhe desh chalane do, ye sab hota rehta hai. Chill!”

“We are very much delited delighted by the decision of our sister Sunny who has shown trust in our party and has agreed to share her vision with us for fulfilling the demands of our nation. Though she was most googled in states like Orissa and Haryana she chose to provide her services to her parent state Punjab , this shows her intense feelings towards her ethnicity,” a person who was rushing with a Jhadu for a Dharna said.

Known Anonymous sources have claimed about Priya Anjali rai s’ joining of AAP in the future as she has many Indian fans.