Thursday, 23rd November, 2017

Our Saheb's govt better and stronger than Oceania's Big Brother govt: Shivraj Singh Chouhan

02, Nov 2017 By Omkar Poojari

CM Shivraj Singh Chouhan has once again flaunted his nationalistic credentials much to the glee of his fellow partymen. Speaking at an event during his US visit he said that Saheb NaMo’s government in India is better and stronger than the autocratic government of Oceania headed by Big Brother. Speaking about the numerous achievements of Saheb’s government he pointed out that the Anti-romeo squads have achieved what the anti-sex league could not achieve. The CM said, “We have been able to curb consensual love and sexual instincts which are highly anti-national by anti-romeo squads and the love Jihad theory. The western countries should learn from this.”

“Instead of two minutes of hate we have the two hours of hate hosted every night from 9 P.M to 11 P.M by our nation’s conscience keeper and rabble-rouser-in-chief Arnab Goswami. While two mins of hate only dealt with Goldstein and his followers but our prime time supermo takes on Congis, commies, ‘sickularists’ and Pakis too.”

The CM also quipped that Hollywood should start making movies which are really scary and should see what real horror and mystery is from the Vyapam case.

Asked whether many people related to the Vyapam scandal were  ‘vaporized’ à la Big Brother’s style of vaporizing his rivals, the CM commented that even on this account his and Saheb’s government was way ahead as in their rule the government’s way to deal with rivals was to send them to Pakistan (or in some cases mob lynching or death or rape threats).

Mr.Chouhan also informed that the government under Saheb is trying to develop a new language ‘JumlaSpeak’ which will be even better than Oceania’s ‘Newspeak’.