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Revealed: Why Dr. Harsh Vardhan made controversial statements

01, Jul 2014 By ankushsinghal

Enjoying the rare limelight and the attention being given to him on the issue of banning sex education in schools, Dr. Harsh Vardhan heaved a sigh of relief and expressed his joy at his achievement in a press conference held yesterday.

Answering to the journalists in the press conference he said, “Keeping the events in mind that happened during the Delhi Assembly elections, I was really annoyed at the fact that Arvind Kejriwal (repeatedly calling him ‘bhagoda’) became the CM of Delhi and enjoyed all the limelight, when it should have been me. I was really disappointed and then talked to ‘Modi Ji’ regarding this matter and he assured me that my “acche din” are going to come soon. And now here I am talking to all of you, enjoying your attention.”

Harsh Vardhan
“Thank you for giving me all the limelight”

When asked by journalists, the issues discussed during his meeting with Mr. Narendra Modi, he answered, “Modi Ji is a very optimistic person. He does not regard a half filled glass as a half filled glass, but as a full filled glass. He devised a masterplan for my problem which would serve two motives.”

When interrogated about these two motives, he replied, “I’ve told you one of them but it is now your job to figure out the second one.” He then passed a big smile to the journalists and left the press conference keeping all of us guessing.

A leading political analyst Mr. Shyam Kumar hailed it as an elegant materstroke by Mr. Modi.

“The Union MHRD of the Modi government has been under serious criticism in the recent times for her lack of educational qualifications. There have been speculations, if Mrs. Irani would be able to take efficient and meaningful decisions keeping in mind the above issue. But, by this statement, M.B.B.S Dr. Harsh Vardhan wants to show that even a well qualified person like him can think and speak shit,” he explained.

When asked by congress leader Sanjay Nirupam about this issue, he replied “Kahaan gaye wo acche din?” asking question from the Modi government. He further added, “It is a ploy by the modi government to save their cabinet minister Nihal Chand from the charges of sexual assault.”

When our journalist asked him to explain his theory, he was clueless and replied in a usual political manner with a “sher” which no one of us could understand.