The Aam Aadmi Party on Sunday expelled rebel MLA Vinod Kumar Binny from the party and also terminated his primary membership.
A party statement said the decision was taken by a disciplinary committee set up after Binny went to press with complaints against the Arvind Kejriwal Government of Delhi.
While the above decision of Aam Aadmi Party was on expected lines, considering how vocal Vinod Kumar Binny has been with his relentless criticism of Kejriwal and AAP’s Core Committee Members, what has stunned Binny and all Political observers, is the demand of Aam Aadmi Party that Binny must return to AAP Headquarters, the Honesty Certificate, that Aam Admi Party had issued to Binny, when he had first joined the Party a few months ago.
Erstwhile torture of IBN-7 and now the Official Spooks-Person of Aam Aadmi Party, Ashutosh beamed eight of his sparkling white teeth to News cameras flashing around him and revealed, “Any individual, who joins the Aam Aadmi Party, is issued an Honesty Certificate by the party. The Certificate bears personal signatures of Shri Arvind Kejrival, the CM of Delhi, who himself prefers to be addressed as an anarchist instead.”
Reporters also spoke to the expelled MLA Vinod Kumar Binny, who clearly has not taken very kindly to this latest development. Binny’s lament is he can fully understand the reasons for his expulsion as he had spoken against the autocratic ways of anarchist CM and AAP ka BAAP, the eternally Law breaking Law Minister of Delhi, but why should he be asked to return the Honesty Certificate?
Appearing on a popular News discussion show, Aam Aadmi Party’s only dose of glamour for TV, Shazia Ilmi explained,” Aam Aadmi Party’s call, is to Honest persons to join as it’s members! It is simple commonsense that all Members of AAP are impeccably honest and those quitting AAP, whether on their own or expelled as in case of Mr. Binny, are dishonest crooks! Hence the Party demand for Binny Ji to return his Honesty Certificate-Nothing personal there, you see!”
In another stunning development, Aam Aadmi Party has backtracked on the sensational charge made by Arvind Kejriwal on March 25th, 2012 that 14 of the UPA Ministers are Corrupt and tainted.
Kejriwal had made a damning indictment when he had thundered, 14 of the UPA Ministers were tainted and named them as,” Sharad Pawar, S M Krishna, P Chidambaram, Praful Patel, Kapil Sibal, Kamal Nath, Farooq Abdullah, Ajit Singh, Sri Prakash Jaiswal, Sushil Kumar Shinde, Vilasrao Deshmukh, MK Azhagiri and G K Vasan.
Chirping BJP leaders like Arun Jaitley and Sushma Swaraj have been relentlessly taunting Aam Aadmi Party of complete inaction as far as the allegedly tainted 14 are concerned.
There was a huge roar of laughter when Ashutosh, the Official Spooks-person of AAP created a faux-pas by pleading during a Live on TV Press conference that he would like to clarify his Party’s stand but only on condition of anonymity!
Amidst derisive laughter of journalists all around, Ashutosh explained, “Yes indeed 14 of the UPA Ministers were indeed tainted as rightly revealed by Mr. Kejriwal. But lots of bridges have been built over the rivers since then!”
As Ashutosh is known to be a butcher when it comes to Queen’s English, he was immediately asked to clarify what exactly he meant by that? By who else? Sleeveless Sagarika ofcourse!
Ashutosh patted his silver grey hair, flashed his eight sparkling teeth to news-cams this time and said, “See, no doubt UPA had 14 tainted Ministers. But now that Congress is supporting Aam Aadmi Party Government in Delhi, in a way Congress has made it clear, that it does not want anything to do with scams and taints anymore. Aam Aadmi Party is here to clean Kachra and if Kachra is willing to get re-cycled and be of use to society, WHAAI NAAAT???”
Ashutosh even flashed to media persons, the Honesty Certificates issued by Kejriwal in the name of Chidambaram and Kapil Sibal and displayed to media photo of Kejriwal hugging a Polar bear like Kapil Sibal! It does seem no one in Congress and UPA remains accused of any corruption / taint by Aam Aadmi Party any more.