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Rampage to convert every Indian girl following BJP MP Yogi Adityanath’s speech

28, Aug 2014 By mpsharmaauthor

Yogi Adityinath is being heralded as a genius following his speech of converting one hundred Muslim girls for every Hindu girl turned. Religious heads everywhere are vocally displaying public support at the initiative with many questioning why no one else had thought of the proposal before.

“The idea is indeed commendable!” a participant voiced at a rally in support for the novel scheme. “We have been trying to bribe people to change their religion via sneaky modes including payment, food for the poor, clothing, shelter and much more, but this has always cost us a lot of time and energy”.

Another religious head further clarified matters by publicly stating that, “this will make conversion so much simpler and quicker! All we have to do is find any girl on the street, say a conversion mantra connected to the respective religion we are initiating the female to and voila! It’s done”.

“Yes,” another supporter added. “In fact this mode of conversion is becoming so popular now; many have taken to betting on the odds of what religion will have the most conversion at the end of the day. The last time I checked, bets on sports have taken a back seat. Also, it is charitable as the money can be used to further educate all Indian citizens on how to convert anyone you happen to cross anywhere, be it on local transport on your way to school or the office and in particular, during peak times when all the housewives are out doing their daily shopping rounds.”

Meanwhile, BJP is being revered for their quick action on their “Ache Din Aane Wale Hai” campaign. It is now up to those connected to the respective religious conversions to snag as many unbeknownst females as they can to convert them promptly and efficiently.