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Rakhi Sawant joins Union Cabinet , Heads Porn Ministry

03, Sep 2015 By nuisancenews

Rakhi Sawant has been appointed as Cabinet Minister in the newly formed Entertainment Ministry. At a late night swearing in ceremony at Raj Bhavan, the actress ‘swore’ a lot of cuss words and thanked Prime minister Mr. Modi for his confidence and trust in her abilities. She will be also be in charge of the Govt. approved porn site ‘porn.gov.in’.

In order to tackle the growing unrest within its rank and cadre and to distract the opposition, this move has been brought in, under guidance of VHP/RSS leadership . “In Devalok, Lord Indra’s Swarga halls, there used to be dancers and damsels who used to participate in the day to day running of the universe. They had important roles, such as to mitigate risks from new threats and usurpers to the throne, and those who wanted to get more powers”, said Mr. Deepak Trivedi Das, convener of the Swastik Samaj, Bangalore. Rakhi is expected to tackle in her unique way, elements like Hardik Patel, using her charms to subdue their basic instincts.

Meanwhile, in an a emergency press meeting at midnight, Mr. Anna Hazare announced he has closed his ashram at Ralegan Siddhi and will stop all agitations immediately, and is eager to settle down to a family life .