As it has been learnt to the dismay of the news media, public was fooled in a big way. It ended up electing a coterie of undeserved and illiterate street type people as the rulers of India.
Appalled at such degradation of public policy domain in the ancient enrichable land of India, opposition parties have undertaken a massive task of educating new ruling class in the nuances of governance.
They will be supported by all secular leaders with proven credentials. Few academics and media personalities have also decided not to leave country or postpone mars trips and help in this task. The teachers will be those who have been awarded Ph.D in economics using secular principles by Nehru Sansthan and Rajiv Shiksha Kendra. The degree must have the original signature of the then UPA chairperson or a chosen VP.
First premise of the programme is that utmost caution should be used before questioning the wisdom learnt post independence. India was not at all having any intellectual capital before independence. Thanks to the herculean effort of JNU, DU, NSUI, Sevadal, Deoband, AMU, Jamia and other esteemed organizations, a new intellectual capital has been generated. New ruling class must make an effort to learn these teachings and make utmost effort to assimilate the learning.
Opposition party offices across the country will be used to conduct classes. These classes will not be operated in WB, Orissa, TN, Telangana, Kerala and few NE states. Only few parts of Karnataka, Punjab, Delhi and AP will be offered these courses. UPA chairperson will be academic dean of these crash courses. Degree disbursal will be entirely at the discretion of him/her. Some ex-MPs may help in the process.
Few of the courses on offer are
- Bond theory
- Economic stagnation recognition
- Reservation without Benefits
- Swiss bank procedures
- Hut floor eating
- Sea Jumping
- Coalition Dharma
- Subsidy Science
- Equal Representation Via Quota system
- Hand waving
- Leader worship
- Cabinet expansion
- Dharna Theory and Midnight raids
- Constituency Care packages
- Parallel power theory
- Buffalo rearing
- Statue making
- Silence mantra
- Love at any age
- Criminal avoidance
- Airport security check procedures
- Secret foreign trips
- PSB money disbursal
- Sangh de-addiction techniques
- Love thy neighbor’s religion principles
- Media management
- Academic management
- Quick ramp up from Assembly polls to LS poll
- Web based donations
- Selective memory and quick jump principles
As time passes and more inadequacy of current lot is discovered, new courses will be offered.