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Rajini floats a new political party

13, Jun 2017 By MrIndia

SuperStar Rajini has floated a new political party in the southern state of TamilNadu.

After deep meditation and 15 visits to Himalayas to meet an invisible guru, Rajinikant has jumped into politics. He decided that he will not antagonize the existing parties. Hence he named his party.

All India Dravida Desiya Congress Munnetra Janata Party

A probable party symbol
A probable party symbol

In his first speech in front of one lakh fans he announced “if I said anything once, it is like I said it one hundred times! Let me repeat, if I said it once, it is like one hundred times!”

The fans went gaga over it. They chanted “Basha! Basha! Basha!” One of the fans Mr.Rajadurai said “Rajini should become our Prime Minister like MGR did!” Another fan said “Jayalalithaa came into my dream and asked me to vote for Rajini!”

DMK welcomed his decision to model himself along the racial dravida party. Congress wished him well and hoped for an alliance in the upcoming assembly elections. AIADMK was still fighting among themselves in Poes Garden. Edapadi Palanisamy said they don’t have time for external politics. Dinakaran said he needs to fall at the feet of Sasikala again for the 78th time before giving his comments. Paneerselvam said Jayalaithaa will win again in the next election. BJP responded in a modest way – they asked Rajini to obtain another Aadhaar card and immediately release DVDs of all his future films for IT department review.

The Tamil Eelam Party opposed Rajini’s decision. In its press release it said “Ja” is not a Tamil letter and hence Rajini is not a Tamilian. The DDMK president Vi..JA..yakanth agreed with TEP’s opinion. He said Stalin is also not a Tamil name, therefore everyone must vote for DDMK.

Marumalarchi Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam leader Vaiko said Rajini should boycott Malaysia in his films if he wants MDMK’s support. Pattali Makkal Katchi leader Ramadoss said PMK will organize another कटौती के पेड़ campaign to widen the roads for their annual lorry parade. He claimed it will prove their strength to the SuperStar.

The Hindu editorial opinion stated that they are disappointed the new Party name did not include the word “communist”.