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Rahul Gandhi decides to marry Kanimozhi to bring back DMK

19, Mar 2013 By Anil Sharma

New Delhi: In a rather shocking event, Congress’ vice president, Rahul Gandhi has decided to marry DMK chief Karunanidhi’s daughter Kanimozhi to bring back DMK.

Rahul Gandhi made up his mind after Karunanidhi pulled out of UPA earlier in the day today over Sri Lankan-Tamil issue.

“Enough is enough; I’ve had enough of taking orders from women. You don’t know how tough it is to live with 3 wives,” Karunanidhi said before pulling out of UPA.

Rahul Gandhi, who always wanted to make a point by doing something for the party since quite a long time now, grabbed the opportunity with both hands and is all set to marry Kanimozhi soon.

“I accept that few days ago, I promised that I won’t marry ever. But we are politicians and we are well-known for not keeping our promises. Akhilesh Yadav is doing the same in UP since a year now,” Rahul Gandhi stated while talking to Faking News.

“I am making this sacrifice for the party-hit obviously. I have to make sure about UPA’s stability as Mulayam Singh Yadav is also threatening us since last 3 years now,” Rahul Gandhi went on to add.

“Yes, if Mulayam jee also pulls out, I’d probably have to marry Akhilesh too. But there is nothing wrong in that too as Karunanidhi jee also have 3 wives. Even science has proved that the people who marries thrice, lives longer,” Rahul Gandhi replied a question.

“Even my mom came to my room last night, she had tears in her eyes when she said; Son, marriage is not poison, do it,” Rahul told Faking News.

Congress has welcomed Rahul’s decision and has already started the preparation for the wedding ceremony.

“We are ready for it. And FYI SRK would be dancing in the ceremony wearing his sunglasses for sure,” a name withheld source disclosed.

“No no, Manmohan Jee won’t dance, he only likes to dance on Sonia madam’s tunes,” he replied to Faking News reporter.

Apparently, Karunanidhi has agreed for the marriage and accepted Rahul Gandhi’s proposal.

“I was concerned about my daughter just like every other father. Rahul jee is the best my daughter can get. She is new and she is been involved in just one scam till now. Marrying to Rahul Jee will surely secure her future,” Karunanidhi said emotionally.

“More importantly she’s been married twice only, after this we will be equal,” Karunanidhi said cheerfully.

Rahul Gandhi’s family is also very happy after this decision of him.

“Wow, this is great news. 3 mother-in-laws = big profit,” said Rober Vadhera.