Rahul Gandhi today condemned AAP member Kumar Vishwas for saying Priyanka Gandhi is his sister and wishing her b’day before Rahul Gandhi.
According to some untrusted sources of faking News, it is being known that Rahul along with Digvijay Singh were planning a surprise party for Priyanka later in the eve.
Rahul said, wishing Priyanka from his own constituency is like intruding in his personal family affairs and also polarize voters of Amethi, which is the birthright of Gandhis as per him. He even warned Vishwas for a legal action saying that Kumar Vishwas somehow got to know about the Swiss details and by claiming being a member of Gandhi family wanted some portion of it, money can be used for subsidies in the water and the electricity bills in Delhi for a longer period.
Rahul even said Vishwas has a strong opinion that they’ll be able to get a good amount of seats in LS elections 2014 and hence need some more funds so that they can provide the subsidies on the national level after LS elections.
When a Faking News highly disgraced reporter asked him what did he mean by Swiss account, and do the Gandhis have accounts in Swiss Banks, Rahul almost fainted and later took out his lollipop, licked and said it was due to low blood pressure he fainted, and then left for his new Pogo cartoon without answering any further questions.
Later Kapil Sibbal released the statement that no-one in the Congress has account in Swiss bank, but AAP is RSS agent and maligning their leaders’ image. Gandhis are poor people of India, so much that Rahul was not even able to complete his graduation.
Home Minister Shinde targetted BJP’s PM candidate Narendra Modi on the issue, saying that Rahul has lot of day to day public affairs knowledge as well, who always blamed that Rahul is Pogo boy. Subramanian Swamy with his detective abilities came in the rescue saying it was not Rahul, but Priyanka who called and blamed him for forgetting his birthday and saying she wants a new 100 acres plot in front of President House for this mistake. DLF is being put on work to make it happen by evening.
Well, finally Rahul with Mumma Sonia and their cabinet minister left for the Priyanka’s birthday bash planned at recently encroached DDA land by Robert Vadra near Akshardham. News channels’ reporters are invited to cover the b’day under the strict guidelines of printing: “Desh ke beti ka b’day”.