After successfully making unsuccessful use of their oratory skills on TV day after day, politicians have finally decided to put it to some good use and benefit mankind at large. In an unprecedented move, politicians from major parties are set to come together to form a new organisation which will offer coaching for students for all kinds of courses, teaching them how to best deal with Viva Examinations.
Founding members include Meenakshi Lekhi of the BJP, Manish Tewari of the Congress, Kumar Vishwas of the AAP, Vinod Mehta from Outlook, You Know Who of Times Now among others. These classes spread all across India will be taken by many stalwarts from the political arena.
Suhel Seth is set to take care of “How to have an opinion about everything without knowing a thing” classes. The “Walk out of a Viva like you just don’t care” classes will be taken by Mr Modi. The “Ask something, answer something” classes will be taken by Rahul Gandhi, while Meenakshi Lekhi will personally take “Never ever ever ever never ever ever ever never ever ever ever say somethings in a viva” classes. Vinod Mehta will be taking “How to be drunk during the viva yet get away with it” classes and Prashant Bhushan will take classes on “Becoming Digvijay Singh”. Ashutosh from AAP will take “How it hurts when you turn student after being the examiner” classes and Manish Tewari will take “Defending the Undefendable” classes.
More politicians are set to join as these classes become popular. For now, these classes seem to be set to get off to a flying start!