Prime Minister Narendra Modi launched various social networking schemes today from his office after finishing three rallies in Haryana.
Earlier in the morning, he was informed by the Additional secretary , Director General and his minister for social media communications that not all Indians have a FB or a Twitter account. An upset Prime Minister asked ” Bhaiyya Har aadmi ke paas FB aur Twitter ka account hona chahiye ke nahi hona chahiye?” “Sarkar ko iski vyavastha karni chahiye ki nahi karni chahiye” ? in a rally in Haryana. Overwhelmed by a positive response from the people gathered in the rally , Prime minister promised social networking IDs for all Indians.
He blamed the Congress for ignoring the needs of common man for social networking access.
He announced 2 major social networking initiative by the Government
Shyama Prasad mookharji Twitter Yojana – Aimed at providing twitter accounts for all
Pradhaan Mantri samaajik jan kalyan yojana – Aimed at providing free FB ids for all
“This program will be implemented in a time bound manner.” Year 2019 is the 35th birth anniversary of Mr. Mark Zuckerburg. It is his dream to get the whole world to get hooked to Facebook. all Indians will have a social networking access before his 35th Birthday as a mark of respect to him” the Prime Minister explained his dream to an eager crowd.
“Main Jaanta hoon yeh kaam mushkil hai ” prime minister said requesting everyone to participate in his dream mission.
He said that he has full faith in the youth of India who have made the whole world dance to the click of their mouse. “Now the whole world will see how we click pictures and will try to understand comments like ..OMG that’s chooooo chweet” Prime minister said showing confidence in the youth. “If everyone opens a social networking account this can be easily achieved” he said.
He said that this initiative will specifically benefit women and will usher in a new era of women empowerment. “A lot of rural women do not get the number of likes they deserve for their pictures on FB solely because there are not many FB ids in the rural areas. If there are more FB ids, the chances of them getting more likes are very high and even a girl from a remote village can join the 100 likes club instantly if we have more FB ids ” argued the PM
“Bhai har Mahila ko uski FB picture par like milna chahiye ke nahi milna chaiye ” asked the PM in another rally to the crowd for which the answer was a resounding “Haan milna chahiye ” though a lot of people were seen asking ” Yeh Facebook aur TVttor ka hota hai? to each other . “A farmer can share the pictures of his farmland with a farmer in China which will help Indian and the Chinese people understand each other better” explained the PM on how this will benefit the poor farmer in turn also helping strengthen the sino-indian relations which the PM wants to improve.
“I have just opened a FB account and put my picture my boyfriend Gangu had taken while I was taking a bath yesterday and I got 50 likes with in 1 Hr. No one in my village has ever received so many likes before ” said a happy Chamelibai from Paagalpur a small village in Bihar .
“Yes ..We have received a huge order for Dog meat from China after we shared the pictures of the captured dogs on FB under this scheme” Said the municipal commissioner of Bengaluru trying to explain how Bengaluru Mahanagarpalike has used this scheme for the welfare of the citizens .”China is the biggest market for dog meat and given the number of stray dogs we have, we can become the largest exporter and a market leader and the government is committed to help businesses like these through this scheme” said the intelligent commerce minister flashing his Tab which showed the data for the last 10 year on Chinese dog meat consumption. He was trying to showcase his business acumen in a discussion on CNBC TV 18 on how this scheme can help small and medium enterprises . ” The Prime Minister is a visionary” he added
The Engineering colleges went abuzz with this announcement and hailed the Prime Minister as Tech Savvy and pro-youth. “The PM has recognised our efforts today. We have tried to convince our parents that FB and Twitter are the 2 most important thing in our social life but they insist that we spend more time on studying.” Bekaar Kumaar Varma, a third year Mechanical Engineering student said.
Engineering students will now go from village to village and help people open facebook and twitter accounts.
Shashi Tharoor yet again took this opportunity to congratulate the PM on this great initiative and come closer to the PM. Kapil Sibbal and Kerala CM Omman Chandy were seen dicussing his tweets and drafting a showcause notice to him. Sibbal was convinced that this launch will not impact and will result in Zero gain for BJP and Zero loss for Congress in the upcoming elections.