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Picnic of Congress leaders

29, Apr 2014 By khakshar

It’ s now known to all that some  Congress leaders  had a picnic on the foothills of Shivalik on 1st of April. The picnic was a get together for the Congress  leaders and was arranged by Mr.Bhupinder Singh Hooda.

Realizing that many of them will have to choose alternate occupation after the General Elections and they will have little time to interact with each other , most leaders including the PM attended the picnic on an oath of secrecy that none will let it be known to Mrs. Sonia Gandhi or Rahul Gandhi.

Yours faithfully @khakshar was present as a friend of Sanjay Jha. Jha was the first to state that his head was available for Atomic research about Nuclear Fission for Indian Scientists. Mr.Suhel Seth , who was also present in disguise as an assistant chef , overheard this and has tweeted recently about Mr. Jha’s noble gesture Dr. Singh after much cajoling told that he will be penning his memoirs  of UPA government , of course with approval. Mr.Manish Tiwari talked in length about his joining a prominent publishing house , which only publishes Dictionary.

Mr.DigVijay Singh made it clear that with his connections , he will start a news magazine based on contemplation and his home made rumors. Mr.Sushil Shinde was sure of his making it big in Marathi if not Hindi films. Mr. Khurshid discussed about his plans to market his potency recipe through out Uttar Pradesh, not realizing that the political class of the state have had ample doses of the drug during campaigning .

Some of the “post MP”  plans of leaders were too lucid to describe in this esteemed journal considering the ethics of journalism.