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“Online Viagra for Free” virus to be Congress’ next Prime Ministerial candidate

31, Oct 2013 By Vaibhav Anand

Not to be confused with any virus.
Not to be confused with any virus.

New Delhi. Inside sources from within the Congress party has revealed that with Rahul Gandhi refusing to be named as the party’s Prime Ministerial candidate, the party has decided to name an online virus called “Online Viagra for Free” as its official Prime Ministerial candidate for 2014 polls. The party is expected to officially launch the virus in a press conference later this month.

“No antivirus in the world has been able to kill this virus and it comes from a long dynasty of successful viruses,” a source within the Congress said, on condition of anonymity. “It has even been posting articles on Faking News consistently which the idiotic editors of the site keep deleting for some reason.” When asked why people like him in the Congress party read Faking News, the source replied, “Oh! It’s the best way to keep in touch with what Rahul baba has said during the day.”

“Whatever you say about the virus, it is consistent,” the man added. “It keeps sending you emails, it keeps trolling Hindu nationalists and keeps posting random comments on blogs even though by and large no one takes note of it. Here in the Congress party, we really like leaders who keep making meaningless comments consistently.”

Sources suggest that the virus faced stiff competition from other online viruses such as “Urrgs Sexo Bozo” and “Nude pics online” but made it because of its secular credentials.