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On numerologist’s advice, Arvind Kejriwal changes his name to ‘Aaaarrwindddd 13500.85’

06, Apr 2015 By Vaibhav Anand

Delhi: Delhi’s Chief Minister, Arvind Kejriwal, has become the first person in the world to have a decimal point in his name, after changing his name to ‘Aaaarrwindddd 13500.85’. Sources within Aam Admi Party said that Arvind took the extreme step on the advice of his numerologist, whose advice he sought after the recent spate of controversies he had found himself embroiled in.

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“All our calculations have been going haywire ever since Arvindji joined politics,” Pandit Tadapit Bhushan (unrelated to Prashant Bhushan), apparently Kejriwal’s personal numerologist said in a telephonic chat with this Faking News reporter. “The numbers and decimal point is the only way to give his career some balance,” he continued. “Otherwise, these episodes will keep happening.”

Defending Kejriwal’s decision to make his name rather ludicrous, Kumar Vishwas said, “Badal de jo rajneeti ke saam-daam, uska naam hai Aaaarrwindddd terah hazar paanch sau dashamlab aath paanch.

Meanwhile Ashutosh tweeted, “Brest of lukk, Aaaaarwind!”