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Now, CM Arvind Kejriwal asks for referendum on watching porn for Delhi

04, Aug 2015 By Bholu Gaain

New Delhi: In a move to calm down the growing restlessness among Delhiites, CM Arvind Kejriwal has now called for a Greece-style referendum on the issue of watching Porn in Delhi. This is seen as the latest episode in the Kejriwal Sarkar vs Modi Sarkar series of turf war.

“I have read the Constitution once again & nowhere does it say that an Aam Aadmi can’t watch porn” says the CM note – Faking News has a copy of it – addressed to the Social Welfare department and circulated among other sections. The CM further pressed the IT department to speed up the work on free Wi-Fi to ease the access of high speed internet for every common man in Delhi. Sources say that the main motive of CM behind this exercise is to milk a good percentage of people’s earnings, given the fact that Delhi is the 2nd largest consumer of Porn in India.

CM Kejriwal got a big ‘YES’ from all AAP supporters
CM Kejriwal got a big ‘YES’ from all AAP supporters

“Lately , Arvindji has come in for a lot of flak from the media & opposition together in the wake of Delhi government’s decision to increase VAT & Entertainment tax.He wants to quickly undo the damage done to his image of being a Messiah of Aam Aadmi.” a senior official on condition of anonymity said. “The government is keen on having the Election Commission conduct the referendum as it will carry more weight but in case that option is not available, the government is ready to conduct it on its own & if PM hurdles the move then Arvindji will sit not for a Dharna but for an AAMran anshan this time at Jantar Mantar” he added.

“Referendum” has been a crucial part of AAP school of politics, be it on calling a Plebiscite for separation of Kashmir or trying to stop Modi wave by taking him head on in Parliamentary elections or craving Congress support to form government in Delhi despite having 370 pages of corruption charges against its ex CM.

Further, backed by a humongous propaganda publicity budget of 526 crores, AAP government has flooded all prime locations of Delhi with hoardings saying,”Pradhanmantri sir, pileej! Sunny Leone ko kaam karne dijiye, vo theek kaam kar rahi hai∼AAP ka Arvind.”