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Not just filing nominations, Advani & Modi pee together as well

06, Apr 2014 By Vaibhav Anand

Gandhinagar: After veteran BJP leader L. K. Advani filed his nomination accompanied by Prime Minister hopeful, Narendra Modi, sources from within the BJP have announced that the two have become so close now that they even pee together, sometimes to the extent of insisting on it.

While the two leaders have been at odds for several years, the party line is now that the two have become “chuddi buddies” over the past few months.

Modi Advani
Buddies

“Yes Advaniji did have some initial reservations on Mr. Modi about becoming the Prime Ministerial candidate from the BJP,” a source from within the party said, on condition of anonymity. “But now, not just filing nominations together, they do everything together. Things like sleepovers, playstation games and on top of it, they even go to the loo together… I think their friendship has become so deep that their urinary cycles have become aligned.”

“In fact, Advaniji has stopped using fans and air conditioners at home altogether,” the source continued. “He just uses the Modi wave to cool himself.”