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Nehra wears moustache, scares shit out of Ranji opponents

23, Dec 2013 By kachcha_khiladi

Delhi Hurricane Ashish Diwansingh Nehra has put on a moustache getting inspired from the Aussie pacer Mitchell Johnson. Although Nehra doesn’t have the  pace like Johnson , but feels his moustache is enough to scare his feeble Ranji opponents.

Just imagine
Once upon a time.

In his last Ranji match, Nehra ripped the opposition by taking  9 wickets.  In fact, the moustache has given him a sense of manliness. He even scored 57 with the bat and hit 4 sixes. His Ranji team-mate Unmukt Chand said, “All their top batsmen were trembling when they faced Ashish bhai. Normally Ashish bhai’s teeth are scary. But now with his moustache, he made the opposition grovel. “

In an exclusive interview to faking news, Nehra said, “The moustache has been working well for him and will stay till the end of the Ranji seaason. I hope to raise some money not for any cause but for myself. I don’t have any BCCI contract and finding it tough to meet the demands of my maal wife. Some money here will ease out tensions in my personal life. Hope this is a turning point  in my career and I am back in the Indian team. I want to share my experience of  leaking runs with Ishu and Vinay. They look very promising.”