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Modi visits Kejriwal in jail, praises his political acumen

27, May 2014 By Ujjwal

Prime Minister Designate Narendra Modi visited AAP convener Arvind Kejriwal in his cell in Tihar Jail today. Speaking to 5000 media personnels outside the jail, Mr. Modi praised the AAP convener’s dedication and enthusiasm towards political drama and announced that he felt natural respect towards Kejriwal’s tactics.

“Kejriwal k liye respect hai”

When asked about his message to budding politicians, the PM Designate said, “Bhaiyo aur Behnon, aaj Modi kehta hai ki kuch seekho Kejriwal se. Galti karke jail to koi bhi jaa sakta hai mitron, par jo jaanboojh k jail jaaye, use Kejriwal kehte hain. Respect hai.” As a parting gift, Mr. Modi grabbed his aide’s polaroid camera, took a selfie, signed the printout instantly and tossed it in the crowd. 5000 injuries have been reported outside Tihar Jail.

Yadav ji, eshmile!

Meanwhile, the Delhi Police imposed section 144 in Mr. Kejriwal’s cell,  forbidding him from protesting Mr. Modi’s visit.When explained by the FakingNews Team that Section 144 refers to unlawful assembly which was irrelevant in a single occupancy cell, the Officer-in-charge replied, “Ye dekhiye Yogendra Yadav ji kab se yahin thaana mein floor pe soye hue hain. Abhi Kejriwal ka cell kholenge to ye phat se ghus k dharna karna shuru kar denge.

According to sources, Mr. Modi gifted Mr. Kejriwal among other things, a 56″ TV to watch his swearing in ceremony, a box of Benadryl, Philips close shave razor with fine trimmer and a Rs10,000 gift voucher from Mufflers”R”Us. However Ms Kiran Bedi tweeted later to clarify that Mr Kejriwal will have to pay the electricity bill for the TV. A query to the AAP Twitter handle didn’t elicit any response, however they mentioned that they’re in the process of planning a spontaneous protest on the issue.