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Modi slept in History classes: Teacher

13, Nov 2013 By iamgreat

Recently Faking News sources had accessed the school in Vadnagar where Narendra Modi had received his education. Sources report that the school documents reveal the paucity of his interest in any subjects, specially history.

Modi says he was not interested in history as it was only about one family of the nation.
Modi says he was not interested in history as it was only about one family of the nation.

Our reporters were fortunate enough to meet one of the history teachers of Shri Narendra Modi,Shri Jayantilal (name changed) who was shy enough to comment on the Prime Ministerial candidate’s track record. However, due to severe coaxing from his sons (who are known to be die-hard Congress supporters in Gujarat) have just revealed that he hardly stayed awake in his history classes or would bunk the same. The present headmaster, Shri Champaklal, who remained batch mate to Modi, was stomach-full of anecdotes about how they used to mock their Geography teacher by giving him names after latitudes and longitudes.

Sources also  reveal that once he  even missed the best debater award in the district due to factual tampering and incoherent data supporting his defense. When asked about this to Mr Champaklal, he grins and exclaims, ” This time the debate is Battle 2014!”

Yes, in spite of such starking revelation about his fundamental interest in social science, yet he spills it out all so confidently. How we wish he doesn’t miss the crucial challenge, like the district debate, in 2014!!