After 45 days of hard work, Modi Cabinet has decided to take rest for a year and handed over the cabinet responsibilities to most liked people in India.
As Chess is the most fitting sport where players sit and play, Vishwanathan Anand was chosen to sit in India’s most coveted chair – PM’s one. Being PM gives Anand the no 1 position and now he can use all strategies possible.
Finance falls on RajiniKanth who in between film shooting for his “Lingaa” will look into finance of India. Rajini quipped, “I always make money for my producers with commercial hits; same way I will make money for Indian Govt.”
“Each Indian govt department will be treated like a movie project and should be commerical hit to bring money to Govt. Before Each complaint, each petition to any department petition/complaint tickets at Rs.100 a ticket will be issued. If the customer doesnt laugh by the replies of the govt staff, then money will be refunded. This way customer is assured of govt performance and govt gets money for its schemes, staff’s job routine becomes laughing comedy. This is 3 in one scheme to change the entire Indian way of looking at the Government.”
On being appointed Minister of Defence, Sachin expressed his surprise,”I was thinking Sunil was the best choice as his defence was impeccable, I am more of an offensive player; I am sending a request to PM Vishwanathan Anand to rename the ministry as Offence Ministry”. He ordered 101 Straight drive Helipads to the offensive Ministry as a first act.
- Why do our students regularly commit suicide?
- Why is there so much corruption in India?
- Cant our political parties ever work together?
- Does our vote make any difference at all?
- We love our India, but shouldnt some things be different
made his point- Power can change all these things He announced power ministry will handle both electricity power and Will Power of Indians. Drastic steps were announced by Power Ministry to enhance will power (300 mw per Indian) of Indians to stand against injustice.
Mahesh Bhatt , the new HRD Minister first talked about his “Humari Adhuri Kahaani” and how he did get Vidya Balan for the top role. He went on to announce HRD Awards to all film personalities that he introduced. He released old still named Memoryland: A picture of Pooja’s debut film Daddy. (1989). When asked what he will do to India, Mr. Bhat “I want to create an India full of vibration with lot of films and job opportunities created by Media in all walks of life, for example if an IITian doesnt get a job after 1 year job search, he will be given film training by famous film directors(yester-year) and Govt will co-produce film for profit. This will create atleast 1000 more films a year and 1 crore people will get employment.”