Sources from inside PMO and 10 Janpath, have revealed that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has discovered a new vocation for himself after the elections. Having meditated deeply for ten years and performed penance of silence for ten years, Manmohan Singh has decided to open up anger management centres across the country.
The Course will focus on how to tolerate bull shit for long periods of time, and how to sit silently while the world around is howling in anger and pain. In fact a bunch of A-listers are already on the mind of Mr.Singh, such as Arnab Goswami and Raghuram from Roadies.
In the same vein, Smt. Sonia Gandhi has been contemplating giving Hindi classes to other Indians ‘by choice’ such as Katrina Kaif and Nargis Fakhri, whose root of confidence is Sonia Gandhi. “Of course I am the reason they are so confident about getting offers after offers even though they have no idea about the language they work in, or the skill of acting. If my Hindi can get by with the people of my constituency, I think they can get by with the audience. ” Sonia said.
Having given the charge of Rahul Gandhi to Digvijaya Singh, (who swore revenge, when Rahul began crying after he was told he would not be PM for a few more years), Sonia had found hope that teaching would bring her some peace.