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Manmohan Singh to join Axe boat party

25, Apr 2014 By Mohit Arora

After being advised by congress that Manmohan Singh is now out of active politics and won’t contest elections. Faking news decided to investigate the afterlife of the “accidental Prime Minister”.

In order for the investigation to be clean and accurate, faking news decided to involve cobra post in this stink operation. We started the investigation with his mobile phone records which proved to be the end of the stink Operation.

In a rather surprising investigation it was discovered that Manmohan Singh has sent around 7000 SMS to axe boat party contest. Such high numbers of SMS were sent to increase his probability of winning the contest.

Manmohan Singh will join these girls.
Manmohan Singh will join these girls.

FN reporter was lucky enough to be able to reach MMS on these findings and take his comment. Below are the excerpts from the conversation FN reporter had with MMS

Reporter:  Congress spokesperson has advised you not taking part in elections.  Can we call it as your retirement from politics?

MMS:  Theek Hai!

Reporter:  We have tracked your personal mobile phone and found that you have sent 7000 SMS to Axe boat party. Is that True

MMS:  Theek Hai!

Reporter:  “Theek Hai” means you have sent these messages.

MMS:  I am willing to work under the able guidance and leadership of our youth leader Sri Rahul Gandhi.

Reporter:  Sir, but are you joining the Axe boat party.

MMS:  Theek Hai! Yes, I am joining Axe boat party. Not just me,  other members of our party like Kapil Tibbal, Ak Tantony and Nandal Niklekani have also sent messages for Axe boat Party.

Reporter:  Sir, Has Rahul Baba also sent messages to Axe boat party?

MMS:  Theek Hai! I am willing to work under the able guidance and leadership of our youth leader Sri Rahul Gandhi.